HAPPY HOLIDAYS and A FEW GREAT READS
So winter is already here in full force which means the holidays are closing in on us. Maybe it's time to consider some of the delights and aggravations of the season. Check these out: Fir trees decked with pillowy white snow - a delight to the eyes! 😀😀 Driveways covered with icy snow - a pain in the ass (and lower back)! 👎👎 Cosy evenings spent around a crackling fire equals "I love you." 💗💗 Endless days spent inside because it's -25 outside equals "I'm sick of your face. Let's get the f*** out of here." 👿👿 Aahh - the spicy deliciousness of cinnamon and nutmeg and delicious holiday baking. 🍪🍪 Owww - the bloated gassiness of gluten and sugar on your overloaded holiday gut. 😤😤 Raising a glass of Christmas cheer with friends and loved ones. 🍸🍷😀😀 Raising all the ancient gripes and grudges after too much Christmas cheer with friends and loved ones. 🍷🍷🍶🍹🍺🍻😡😬😡 Laying out the cookies and milk for Jolly Old S